life is just a hobbie...

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Ho, what a luck
Inside a truck
Have I received today

My girl got me a guitar
But I can only play the base
I got her a brand new condom
And she slapped me in the face
Ouch!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Ho, what a luck
Inside a truck
Have I received today

My dad gave me a car
I took my girl for a date
But her dad ruined my plans
When he said:
“Hey punk! Don’t come too late!”

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Ho, what a luck
Inside a truck
Have I received today

My mom made me a sweater
What am I gonna do with that?
See, I don’t know about my numbers
But I sure am not that fat!

And grandma’ gave me some cash
She does it every year
And a week after that day
I spend it all in beer!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Ho, what a luck
Inside a truck
Have I received today

And the girl who lives next door
Took me to her pick up truck
And as a christmas present
She gave me a ...
WOW!

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Ho, what a luck
Inside a truck
Have I received today